Which is BETTER? "Purchasing," or "Leasing?"
Many people cannot decide which is better - purchasing or leasing.
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two stories.
The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per "episode."
This is Heather Mills...
On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
favorite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner, charged $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen...
So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total, for sex every night.
This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot Spitzer is, compared to the aging Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this leasing option are:
* A (real) 22 year old
* No need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* Never a headache
* Happily agrees to all technical requests
* No complaining
* No Honey-do lists
* Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost .....and no legal fees.
What does Heather Mills think about this Purchase vs. Lease conundrum?
Where would YOU rather be? With this?
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense!
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