CAPTION CONTEST #981: What is your caption for this photo/drawing?
Submit as many captions as you wish, but only ONE CAPTION PER ANSWER, please!
(I reserve the right to exclude or TOTALLY IGNORE anyone who is ill-mannered or rude to any member of this website, by not acknowledging their submission.)
The contest officially "ends" when I have selected the "BEST ANSWER," which won’t happen until a week from now, so everyone will have an opportunity to post at least one caption.
Look at this photo/drawing, then come up with a caption for it, as your answer:
Here's my own:
“The creators of this optical illusion have informed me that no heterosexual male can see the blue swim fins in this photograph. Can someone please tell me precisely WHERE they are located? Is she wearing them on her feet?”
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